It’s true… soooo true.
(via madamemayor)
What I learned from OUaT
(… from episode 1.22)
1. It’s confirmed, Swan Queen would have some non-vanilla type of sex. Did you see how physical it got in that storage room? And if Grey’s Anatomy has taught me anything over the years… Storage rooms in hospitals = Sexytimes. I see what you’re implying ABC… tricky tricky. ;P
2. There is so much eye-sex on this show… it should be a drinking game.
3. Lana has this ability to make me wanna curl into a ball and cry with her. *shakes fist* How can Henry not love his evil mommy? Evil people have hearts too… in her case, many hearts. :/
What I learned from OUaT
(… from episode 1.21)
1. Everything sounds dirty with the word: forbidden fruit. “How to get the savior to taste my forbidden fruit…” Regina, you sound more gay than the script of Glee sometimes.
2. If you ever date Red… NEVER EVER skip on good hygiene practices. She can smell it from a mile away.
3. “It would appear that sacrifice is overrated.” - Evil Queen. Did anyone else think of GLaDOS (from the game Portal) when she said this line? It was evil/semi-robotic. Pure awesomeness. *shudders* Then again, Lana simply makes me shudder.
4. Do not fall down in front of Emma… she has no reflex to catch you and will continue to stand in place. -_- Work on that Emma! You can’t catch Regina in a romantic gesture if you let people fall over like that.
maybe the wolf is in love with the moon and each month it cries for a love it will never touch.
What I learned from OUaT
(… from episode 1.15)
1. If you want to take over a shared apartment, use your Sheriff powers to arrest your roommate for murder.
and
2. Never play hide and seek with Ruby. She has a built in GPS.
If i was 5, i’d be in love. 5lbs of Gummy Goodness!
I don’t ship em… but even this episode had me going WTF?!
(Source: ohnaya)
Go Vote on this Choose You Own Adventure collab fanfic.
Fiction Rated: NC-17
Summary: The First has been defeated, thousands of slayers have been activated, and what remains of Sunnydale is buried beneath a massive crater. Where do the Chosen Two go from here? A Choose Your Own Adventure Collaboration
Ship: Buffy/Faith
Excerpt: Faith, Giles, Dawn, Willow, and Xander gathered around Buffy at the edge of the newly formed crater.
“Looks like the Hellmouth is officially closed for business,” the dark slayer boasted.
Giles removed his glasses and wiped them with his shirt tales. “There’s another one in Cleveland,” he commented. The Watcher looked around at the group sheepishly. “Not to spoil the moment.”
Xander looked over the edge of the large hole that used to be Sunnydale, his face full of wonder. “We saved the world,” he murmured in solemn amazement. The group had averted apocalypses before, but this battle had felt more profound to all those involved. It wasn’t everyday one could claim to have saved the world from the First Evil.
His redheaded best friend chimed in. “We changed the world,” she added. “I can feel them, Buffy,” she stated, the power and magics from the spell still making her body hum. “All over. Slayers are awakening everywhere.”
‘Cause Emma has bad plans…
Poor Regina. Miss Swan is just a little oblivious.
